sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via 10knotes)


buckkybbarnes:

i’m just lookin at this gif 

image

and like

wow

they’re so bouncy

do u have to hold them in place when walking down the stairs

does ur back ever hurt

i finally understand why ur shirts r so tight bc i have the same problem

i am bonding with captain america in the weirdest possible way tbh

(via brainy-is-thenew-sexy)


the-4th-tree:

I never realised you could be in love with a shoe until I went on the Chie Mihara website. (x)

(via art-and-sterf)


livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fallen-angel-without-a-clue:

Guys. This is it. This is the new Mishapocalypse photo.

THAT’S TERRIFYING

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fallen-angel-without-a-clue:

Guys. This is it. This is the new Mishapocalypse photo.

THAT’S TERRIFYING

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via wizardbird)



blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(via wizardbird)


me: do you speak French?
her: yes!
her: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
me: .........
me: ma mère dit que je dois rentrer à la maison en ce moment immédiatement

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(via oozma-kappas)


koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

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psn-ivy:

pls just click play

(via bechnokid)