itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

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markiplier makes noises that sound dirty out of context in his newest upload of turbo dismount

lizzaycat:

why

does this really need an explanation it’s all in the title

i need to stop making these audio clip thingies

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dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

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Don’t leave a girl you need, for a girl you want.
Frank Ocean (via kangalex)

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raspbeary:

warpaint

raspbeary:

warpaint

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herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

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sexyscalemate:

Dashcon staff with the $17k
image

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from-the-sphere:

humanslothking:

dumblr—feminist:

much-privileged-so-oppress:

fluthermucken-nipple-oppressor:

But yea, those darned men and their spread legs are oppressing you.

YEP. I see this on the bus more than anything fucking else. People taking up two—even three—seats for their fucking bags.

How doesn’t this have only 200 something notes when like any given
movethefuckoverbro
post gets like 80k? Pathetic.

Oh yeah, I remember arrogant bitch school girls who used to do it frequently in packed buses on the way to school. Put the fucking bags on your laps ya cunts!. 

just stop being pussies and ask them to move their shit. Fucking cowards taking pictures as if that is really going to shame someone into stopping. If there is a free seat next to me I will abosofuckinglutely  put my bag there. I will not put it on the floor disgusting floor to be tripped on or stolen, and my lap is always occupied by children. Open your fucking mouth and TALK to a person. Because THAT is the real issue. Talking to people you don’t know is just too hard for ya. So you cry about it where the person responsible will never see it.

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bedsider:

via BuzzFeed 

99% of women who’ve ever had sex have used birth control at some point in their lives. Obviously there’s gotta be a lot of reasons why so many have joined the party―BuzzFeed asked 22 women for theirs. The answers are perfect. 

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To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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